Book 3 side story

freakingdork wrote:

Futch wrote:Ummm... what are chick tracts? It sounds hilarious

Heh. Well, not really, when you think about the people behind them who actually believe the shit they spew. (Although, sometimes, it is very hilarious that they believe us queers are so.....welcome in the public life. Srsly, what have they been smokin'?)

Specific tracts about "teh gayz" (be warned - major hate speech and misquoting the Bible ahead...):
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp


Hilarious one about how D&D will send you to hell:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Wow! I learned a lot today! I'm so happy to know I'm going to hell for loving someone of the same sex! Thank you God! In all seriousness that was horrible

Man, I couldn't even finish the first 'comic' but I would love to see some parodies on it!

After reading those absolutely disturbing and depressing tracts, the *hallowed*/hollowed(giggle) Bible idea is pure brilliance!

*sigh* YU+ME makes life just a bit more bearable.

Ewwww. That chick tract stuff is vile; my eye started twitching halfway through, lol.
I'd love to see a parody of the first one. The little demons sitting on their heads were kind of cute. Maybe they could be replaced with Fi's and Lia's Consciences.

Wow! I'm going to hell for having the ability to fall in love with a girl? And, as I have been told in the past, for being an Atheist too! Wow, guys... be careful! I'm partially infected with teh ghey! Run away, run away! And what if the atheism is contagious too? Oh teh noes! (Sorry... I deal with anger through sarcasm)

But yeah... I like the Bible idea x3 I know it'd be nice for those of us with homophobic parents n' stuff.

And I support the Consience idea x3 Or maybe a story centering around Jake? Like, not as an actor, but as a character? A lot of people seem to like him... maybe a little bit of off-screen action with Don? I dunno...

You think those things are bad, there are hundreds of them that that asshole s made, and they pass them out all the time down here in the bible belt. I used to have a big collection of them that I kept as a lark to make fun of, but finally decided to burn them all one night.

Yeah, these Chick Tracts...some of them are funny (like the Dungeons & Dragons one, or the Evilution one...) but many are just nauseating.

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No. It's time to get back on track, not hijack the thread, k?



I wish I had ideas for the side story, but I'm fresh out.

Ok sorry, back on topic, then.

How about a story about one of Fiona's dreams? Or maybe everyone's dreams over one night, culminating into some kind of theme?

Maybe even another appearance by "the bearer of the cheese..."

Edit: Hmm, I just realized that one may be a bit plagiaristic...

I've thought of an idea for the side story! It is good and I'm rolling with it!

heh, sorry, I asked what they were and then I just disappeared. I'll just say two things:

1) wow. Um... just no. I, for one, am gay, and I DON'T hate God. But then maybe I'm just weird like that.

2) Leviticus is also known as "The Law." The new testament says that Christ is the end of The Law. Because he came to die for the sins of people, we no longer ned to follow The Law to get into heaven. To obey The Law is to deny Christ dying for your sins.

I'm actually not sure if someone has mentioned this before hand but I'd liked to see something involving Richard ( Fi's Godfather ). :3