I like my women like I like my... (it's a game, yo!)

Hey Kiddies, Thought this forum could use some extra silliness.

To play a person will be given a noun by the previous poster. As I am the first person I will just pick a word for myself.

tea

I like my women like I like my tea: hot & sweet

Next word: lap top

lap top: chosen and given to me by my parents.

next word: weather

Weather: Foreign.

Next word: Keys

I like my women like I like my keys, sharp and shiny!


Next up: art

This is too much fun.

I like my women like I like my art, large and covered in paint.

Next: onions.

I like my women like i like my onions, I like them to make me cry when i cut them up. too obvious.

next word: socks

I like my women like I like my socks, in pairs.

or: I like my women like I like my socks, striped.

or: I like my women like I like my socks, dirty and full of holes.


Next: Ipod/MP3 player/ what have you

I like my women like I like my iPod, small and portable!

Next word: fruit

I like my women like I like my fruit - juicy and easy to unwrap. (Was that over the top? I can never tell.)

Computers

Computers are best when they're turned on.

Wallpaper.

I like my women like I like my wallpaper: up against the wall.

Next: piggy bank

I like my women like I like my piggy bank: something to be treasured and valued.

Next: music

I like my women like I like my music: eclectic

next: phone

I like my boyfriend like I like my phone - I don't normally enjoy that sort of thing, but that particular one caught my attention so I thought I'd give it a shot. (couldn't think of one for 'women', so I inverted it.)

Bubble.

I like my women like I like my bubbles: with a wand and ready to blow.

(Sorry, that was REALLY dirty)

Next: Soft drinks.

I like my women like I like my soft drinks: warm and flat.

Car.

I like my women like I like my cars: topless


Next word: asparagus

I like my women like I like my asparagus - long, thin, and steamed.

With butter...



Wait...

Oh, well. Metaphors should only be taken so far!

Next word; Pizza.

I like my women like my pizza: Hot and gooey

(wow o.O this game...just wow)

Next Word: Comics

I like my women like I like my comics: different and updated regularly.

Next word: Backpack

darkrose072687 wrote:(wow o.O this game...just wow)

-> it's great eh? I especially like Carl-E's one about asparagus XD

I like my women like a like my backpack: carrying all my stuff.

next: Window pane

I like my women like I like my Window Panes. Sparkly and clean enough to lick.

erm...

Next word: Chocolate

You forgot a new word!

How 'bout TV remotes?

Isn't chocolate the new word?

I like my women like I like my chocolate: melting slightly when I put my lips to them.

Next: TV remotes.

I like my women like I like my remotes: with all sorts of buttons to play with

next: pants