dont you wish theyd bat for our team?

dude, ive said this before and ill say it again,
Zooey Deschannel should totally be a lesbian.
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/04/09/celebrity-pictures-zooey-deschanel-being-hot/
*swoon*

anyone else have suggestions of who should totally be on our side?

OMG yes. She's very...dreamy.

It must be the 3.5 hours of sleep and being up for almost 24 hours getting to me because....I am drawing a blank as far as straight (famous) girls who I wish were on our team. I keep thinking, "ELLEN DEGENERES!" and having to remind myself that she plays on our team and is married to another celebrity crush of mine. Mm...Portia.

>.>

i love ellen! not in the entirely hot way, but man would i love to have a conversation with that woman!

Ellen and Portia...I'll take both, please.

Singer/Actress Idina Menzel. SO HOT but... she's straight, married, and preggers. And smoking hot.

i wish feist were

Kate Beckinsdale. Or Alyson Hannigan, unfortunately straight and married, but soooo hot when she was dark Willow.

Michael Cera. Damn I wish that boy were gay. I have a very involved plan for getting him to fall in love with me, and it's all based on the fact that my best friend went to high school with a guy who was in a movie with Cera. I won't go into details, but there is a gaping hole in the plan: I really don't think he's gay. I never understood the saying "Why are all the good ones gay?" I think breeders should stop whining about that (don't get me wrong, I love breeders, my best friend is one currently).

Incidentally, this is my first post in forever and fucking ever, so I wouldn't refuse your enthusiastic cries of "welcome back." :P

I'm actually not at all conceited, just mildly narcissistic.

Welcome back! (I just joined, so it was slightly sarcastic, sorry.. )

There should be some way to make people gay. I mean, it would be far from ethical, but it would solve so many problems. As to the whole "why are the good ones gay" question, where has this person been? There are no gay people anywhere! Okay, maybe I'm just in the wrong place. :p

Mumaith Khan!!

Spoiler:

-melts into a puddle of fangirl goo-

Morena Baccarin
Alyson Hannigan (I know she's been presented, but she deserves all the additional mention she can get)