Eviscerate the Proletariat

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Hi, I'm somnimiles, and I was a member of the old boards for a bit, and I'm a big fan of Megan's work. I'm from Texas, but please don't hold that against me, I voted for Obama.

I sell automotive parts for a living, but I've done all kinds of stuff over the years, from contracting to computer repair to oyster shucking.

That's about it. Heya.

Haha wow Texas eh?

I've always been too scared to even set foot in Texas, too concerned that they might like shoot me on sight for being too much of a lesbo

Haha nah, Texas isn't as bad as people think, you'd just have to make sure you didn't walk into the wrong bar.

My cousin in Dallas is a lesbian and has a pretty nice, safe life there with her partner and their kid.

Hey Somnimiles... I remember you. I'm Laura.

I've heard that while Texas is a pretty red state that Dallas is where all the liberals hang.

Yeah, Dallas and Austin. There were rumors going around during the election and those two cities might just turn Texas into a blue state this time around, but sadly, it didn't happen. Too many rednecks like my family crawling around in the backwoods.

I knew someone from Texas and damn she was incredibly proud of her state lmao. I guess that's the stereotype